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[Pete.L]

That's soo bad it's kind of good

[VTRDark]

[sirch345]

Chris.

[tony.mon]

Do policemen's wives always come quietly?

[VTRDark]

That would depend on the size of his truncheon

[tony.mon]

Looks like I picked the wrong week for my new door-to-door clown/ knife sharpening service.

[tony.mon]

I tried to book an appointment at the Royal Dentist today but was informed that I needed a crown.

[Pete.L]

Probably phoned the wrong knight

[redpig]

There was a young man from nantucket
Who's nob was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear

[redpig]

Was it Heisenberg who was famous for the uncertainty principle or am I thinking of someone else?

I'm pretty sure it might have been him, but I'm probably way off base, could be him, yes it was him I think, maybe

[MacV2]

Was it Heisenberg who was famous for the uncertainty principle or am I thinking of someone else?

I'm pretty sure it might have been him, but I'm probably way off base, could be him, yes it was him I think, maybe

Keep up at the back Sir...

http://www.vtr1000.org/phpBB3/viewtopic ... 70#p428666

[redpig]

Its my suspension

[MacV2]

Its my suspension

No the colour of ya Storm...

[redpig]

Its still rather fetching

[MacV2]

Its still rather feltching

Yes well if thats your idea of a good night in your welcome to it...