A guy goes to the doctor complaining of a sore head, the doctor says,
"Im sorry sir but you got yellow 24".
"Whats yellow 24" the man replied. The doctor says "Your blood turns yellow after 24 hours, and then you die, so just go out tonight and have the best 24 hours you ever had"
The man exits the doctors and thinks " wombles it, tonight I'm going to the Gala bingo"
The man enters the bingo and takes his seat, First of he gets the four corners
"Wow thats 300 quid he said", 5 minutes later he get a Line
"Wow that 3 grand I'm really doing well tonight"
He's just waiting on 1 number and wow it comes up...
"You wombles dancer HOUSE, HOUSE"
So the bingo director invites him up on stage "Ladies and gentlemen were looking at the luckiest man alive"
The man replies "I'm not that lucky I've got yellow 24"
The bingo director replies "For wombles sake he's won the raffle too"....
