D'ya hear about a German, an Italian and an Irishman...all three were on death row.
The warden gave them a 'choice' of three ways to die:-
1. to be shot
2. to be hung,
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus.
The German first off said, "Shoot me right in the head."
Boom, (aufwiedersehen) he was dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me."
Snap, (arrivederci) he was dead.
Then the Irishman said, "Give m' some o' dat AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Irishman said give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes
He was wetting himself with laughter SO Much...he'd doubled over.
So, exasperatedly... the warden said, "What the hell is wrong with you?"
The Irishman replied, " You'se guys are so t'ick.....
oi'm wearin' a condom !!!"
