Down at the local pub, the barmaid was tired of this one biker always trying it on with her, so she came up with a plan.
"I'll tell ya what, stud. I'll have sex with ya on two conditions.
1st, it'll cost ya 20quid.
2nd, you have to guarantee me that bells will ring and lights will flash."
He smiled, handed her 20quid and led her over to the pinball machine.
Local bar maid
Local bar maid
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
