A Groom is having a scoop with his bestman...
He says to the bestman "I've decided to wear a kilt at my wedding"
"Oh really" replies the bestman
"Whats the tartan ???"
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"Oh she's in white " replies the groom.
Wedding attire
Wedding attire
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."