Unfortunate guy gets knocked off by a chav in a Nova at some lights. Minor damage to bike, but he's a little shaken so goes to hospital to get checked out.
Doctor see's him and asks what's wrong.
"I don't feel too good, my legs feel a bit wobbly." replies the biker.
Doc gives him a quick examination and says, "You're fine. Probably just a little shook up. Take it easy for a few hours and you'll be right as rain."
"I'm not convinced... I really feel bad." says biker guy.
"OK, I'll check properly." the Doc says as he disappears round a corner. Few minutes later he comes back with a Golden Retriever on a lead. The dog sniffs the biker and barks once. "That confirms it, you're fine."
"I'm still not convinced" says biker guy.
The Doc sighs, "Right then, I'll make absolutely sure." He reaches into a filing cabinet and pulls out a cute, fluffy kitten. Waves the kitten in the biker's face, the kitten meows, puts it back in the drawer. "You're absolutely, definitely fine. That'll be £2000 please."
"What!?!" exclaims biker guy.
"Well, if you'd believed me the first time, it woud have been fine, but with the lab report and cat scan, we have to bill you."
Biker's Treatment.
Biker's Treatment.
Voted most likely to be found dead in park bushes following an act of autoerotic asphyxiation.
