Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was having 40 winks...
"Tell me, Mary, who created the universe ???"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her,
took a pin and jabbed her in the backside.
"God Almighty !!!" shouted Mary.
The teacher said, "Very good".
Mary nods off again.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, '"Who is our Lord and Saviour ???".
But Mary didn't even stir, once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stabbed her again.
"Jesus Christ !!!" shouted Mary.
The teacher said, '"Very good".
Mary falls back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, '"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her
23rd child ???"
Our now hero, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouts,
"If you stick that goddam thing in me one more time, i swear i'll break it in half II!"
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Teacher faints...
Sunday school
Sunday school
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
