Crap joke #381 (the real one)

[MacV2]

I bought ordinary cooking oil instead of olive oil at Sainsbury the other week, when I got home the laces in the shoes I bought fell apart as soon as I put them on.

I went back and took them to the Customer Service desk.

I felt a bit silly really, I didn't need a full service, just an oil change and a new set of tie-ers.

[alanfjones1411]

You must be so bored.

[TheGingerBeardMan]

Awwww....Bless MAcs little cotton socks.

The poor bugger's probably sitting stock still....frightened to cough or fart for fear that his ribs or Clavicle go out of alignment.

He's no doubt sat rigid on his chair by his desk, like Stephen Hawkings. Moving his computer mouse very slowly and typing with one finger, each letter taking 2 minutes to complete.

My biggest worry for Mac, is when he returns to work and what he's gonna be faced with. The 'roaches and other infestations will have had a field day since he's been away. They'll be piled up that high it'll take ages to bring the population under control again.

Every house he goes into will resemble Joes Apartment...

[MacV2]

Haahaahaha...Most of them do GBM, whether I'm at work or not...

Oh & I'm not that crippled by the way...I can cough now ok, sneezes are a little bit tricky to deal with however...

[TheGingerBeardMan]

I can cough ok....sneezes are a little bit tricky to deal with however...

Yes, I can imagine.

But, my advice if you need to pee and feel a sneeze coming on is: SIT ON THE TOILET. Or yer gonna have other matters to contend with....



























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