a cow, and ant and an old fart

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a cow, and ant and an old fart

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A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.




The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"




The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter,
I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"














































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:roll:
Somebody say something
told you not to but oh no you knew better
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The Old Git said...''I ride a yella Storm thats why...Oh hang on there's not anything great about that really is there...You win Ant.
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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