Crap joke #384

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Crap joke #384

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Al & Mrs MCQ are trying to set up a new password for their computer. Al typs in, “Mypenis,” and Mra MCQ falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says...











“Error. Not long enough.”














Allegedly of course Llyodie told me, he said it was a bit muffled from where he was hiding in the wardrobe...
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this is slander...............all the facts are wrong!!!!!

we don't have a computer in the bedroom

we don't have any wardrobes in the bedroom for lloydie to be hiding in

My chipolata............ ah bugger, you got me with that one
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Why does everybody call him Queeny then :thumbup:
told you not to but oh no you knew better
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macdee wrote:Why does everybody call him Queeny then :thumbup:

if I had a red bike that would be true :wink: xx
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I don't give away my hiding places as they're mine ! But there's a PC in his bedroom and he has a little willy :thumbup:
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I'm not one to start a rumour........ but rumour has it he found it hiding behind a public hair :lol: :lol:
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AMCQ46 wrote:
macdee wrote:Why does everybody call him Queeny then :thumbup:

if I had a red bike that would be true :wink: xx
colour police colour police look he's a redist
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hallie wrote:I'm not one to start a rumour........ but rumour has it he found it hiding behind a public chair :flasher: :flasher: :lol: :lol:
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