Now this one is rude...
Now this one is rude...
...Don't blame me if it offends you...You read it despite the warning...
Marty bought a porn film the other day, he put it in the DVD player but it was just a dark blurry picture of some fat bloke holding his Richard....
...Then he realised he hadn't switched the tv on yet.
Marty bought a porn film the other day, he put it in the DVD player but it was just a dark blurry picture of some fat bloke holding his Richard....
...Then he realised he hadn't switched the tv on yet.
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: Now this one is rude...
that was the best joke yet, laughed my lunch up................................. which would be the same ending if I saw marty in his grubby undercrackers
AMcQ
Re: Now this one is rude...
You did ask...AMCQ46 wrote:that was the best joke yet, laughed my lunch up................................. which would be the same ending if I saw marty in his grubby undercrackers

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- alanfjones1411
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- lloydie
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Re: Now this one is rude...
Wrong on so many levels !! 

- bigtwinthing
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Re: Now this one is rude...
dont post the pic with the growler on it please, feck thats orrid
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
- agentpineapple
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Re: Now this one is rude...
dvd are so last decade.....
mac i'm still disturbed that you think of me in this way, you need to go see a qwack asap.
now get back to work you raspberry, you obiously have too much time on your 6 figured hands.....

mac i'm still disturbed that you think of me in this way, you need to go see a qwack asap.
now get back to work you raspberry, you obiously have too much time on your 6 figured hands.....

HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!
Re: Now this one is rude...
What that your a waaaanker ? How will veiwing a Mallard make me change my mind ?agentpineapple wrote:dvd are so last decade.....![]()
mac i'm still disturbed that you think of me in this way, you need to go see a qwack asap.
now get back to work you raspberry, you obiously have too much time on your 6 figured hands.....
6 figured hands ??


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- TheGingerBeardMan
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Re: Now this one is rude...
YAAAAAY!!!!
Handbags at 20 paces!!...





Handbags at 20 paces!!...



If it ain't broken...f*ck about with it until it is.
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Re: Now this one is rude...
Nah...I'd just leg it he'd never catch me...TheGingerBeardMan wrote:YAAAAAY!!!!
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