So Pete L said to his Mrs, "I applied that pile cream that you gave me this morning and I got a very nasty reaction."
"Why, where did you apply it?" she asked.
"On the bus" Pete replied.
Crap joke #385
Crap joke #385
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alanfjones1411
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Re: Crap joke #385
You must be bored sh!tless mac 
SO WHEN DOES THIS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER KICK IN
Re: Crap joke #385
Yep quite bored but I had a decent movement this morning so yes I am as you say sh!tless as well...alanfjones1411 wrote:You must be bored sh!tless mac
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alanfjones1411
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Re: Crap joke #385
Yes thanks, no dangleberris to report...alanfjones1411 wrote:Did you manage the wipe ok
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bigtwinthing
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Re: Crap joke #385
MacV2 wrote:Yes thanks, no dangleberris to report...alanfjones1411 wrote:Did you manage the wipe ok
did you put paper across the edge of the bath and then "slide" up and down
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
Re: Crap joke #385
Good grief man no ! I used my other hand...with the paper of course...bigtwinthing wrote:MacV2 wrote:Yes thanks, no dangleberris to report...alanfjones1411 wrote:Did you manage the wipe ok
did you put paper across the edge of the bath and then "slide" up and down
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