Crap joke #386

[MacV2]

When cooking a meal yesterday, I got some herbs in my eye. Now I'm parsley sighted.















































Yes I know...







I'll get me plate on the way out...

[TheGingerBeardMan]

NO, you just KEEP YER COAT hanging up. I liked that - a lot. I actually (again) chortled out loud. It's Tim Vine esq, and that's one I can easily remember for when I'm entertaining and have guests round.

Ok, so talking to the spiders in the corner of the ceiling whilst I'm having a few beers doesn't technically count as having folk round, but, shee-it - it's the only things with legs up to their necks that are willing to set feet over my door thesedays. .

[MacV2]

NO, you just KEEP YER COAT hanging up. I liked that - a lot. I actually (again) chortled out loud. It's Tim Vine esq, and that's one I can easily remember for when I'm entertaining and have guests round.

Ok, so talking to the spiders in the corner of the ceiling whilst I'm having a few beers doesn't technically count as having folk round, but, shee-it - it's the only things with legs up to their necks that are willing to set feet over my door thesedays. .

When I go back to work I'll catch some rodents for you & send them up...They will be dead so may not interact much but the smell after a few days should keep you entertained.

If you do require live & more interactive I can source German Cockroaches quite easily.

If you wan't a much more touchy feely interaction I can highly recommend Bed Bugs...

Helpful as ever Mr Mac, forum Pest Control...Move along please.

[bazza696]

When cooking a meal yesterday, I got some herbs in my eye. Now I'm parsley sighted.

we now have confirmation that you are just doing this to get you post count up.








































Yes I know...







I'll get me plate on the way out...

[TheGingerBeardMan]

forget Mac and his post count...

I need help getting something else up....

And it ain't shelves...

[MacV2]

forget Mac and his post count...

I need help getting something else up....

And it ain't shelves...

Does this pic of a bearded lady help...



Don't work for me but you might like it shes got tats as well...

[TheGingerBeardMan]

...shes got tats as well...

Aye, I can see she has tats...and they dinnae really fill her bra oot by the looks o' things either.