A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages.
"An' what animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper.
"That's a moose from Canada", came the reply.
"A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman.
"Hoots, mon, if that's amoose then they must ha' rats the size of elephants over there !
The Half decent joke thread #26
The Half decent joke thread #26
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Re: The Half decent joke thread #26
My next door neighbour came knocking my door last night at 3:00 in morning. Good job for him I was up playing my drums.
SO WHEN DOES THIS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER KICK IN