We thought: what more could a 36 year old hot blooded male want for his Birthday?
Well, we all chipped in and decided to get you a pole dancer!


Unfortunately, they all left it up to me to find one and organize it.

I think I read it wrong. But, they DID say ''go find a cheap n' cheerful Pole dancer''.
So, erm....here he is....

Happy returns n' all that jazz.