2 Years is about as long as I usually go before the bug bites again, and it has. So, picking up my brand spanky new motorcycle on Saturday

Sadly (and obviously) not a storm, but the first new vehicle I've ever bought in my whole life!
And, what is it I hear you cry?
An Enfield. Yup, an Enfield with a rip snorting 26 bhp and one cylinder short of a full deck.
I shall await the p1ss taking!