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Buffy, the vampire killer? Her surname is actually Clyro...
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reports say my chipolata is only 9" :clap:
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news today....It is believed that politicians are going to give straight answers to straight questions...
that is just a rumour though....I couldn't possibly comment
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I've ran out of lube ! The low friction sort !
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fabiostar wrote:reports say my chipolata is only 9" :clap:
We know that's fake !! More like 4"
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ChrisC wrote:news today....It is believed that politicians are going to give straight answers to straight questions...
that is just a rumour though....I couldn't possibly comment

Some say that they are actually going to answer a question with an answer.
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alanfjones1411 wrote:
ChrisC wrote:news today....It is believed that politicians are going to give straight answers to straight questions...
that is just a rumour though....I couldn't possibly comment

Some say that they are actually going to answer a question with an answer.

Its believed politicians in this country(northern Ireland) will get there sh1t together as we have no Assembly atm....gotta be fake.
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The consensus of opinion is that YELLOW is an acceptable colour for a Storm........no even I can't continue with such a ridiculous alternative truth!
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people with blue storms are well balanced :biggrin .
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We are indeed....chips on both shoulders! :)
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Saint Valentine is the patron saint of florists.
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tony.mon wrote:Saint Valentine is the patron saint of florists.

Thats probably True, the Chuffin Bloom Bandit!
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new attempt to reach the moon scuppered when landing craft suffered cct failure :whatever
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Donald Trump is not the new Adolf :roll:
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