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Agent Pineapple's initials are AP.

So are Agent Provocateur.

It's just occurred to me that I have never seen Marty and a beautiful model wearing scanty underwear in the same room.









Could it be that they are the same person?
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tony.mon wrote:Agent Pineapple's initials are AP.

So are Agent Provocateur.

It's just occurred to me that I have never seen Marty and a beautiful model wearing scanty underwear in the same room.









Could it be that they are the same person?
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Don't think you can beat this one, tho

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Mae defaid yn dod â lube hunain yno a caru dolenni
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lloydie wrote:Mae defaid yn dod â lube hunain yno a caru dolenni
Is that Welsh for ' I've been out sheep shagging without lube...' ?
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A long those lines :-)
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On Tues I went out on the KTM eRace leccy pedelec to a place in Colchester called Hilly Fields - then lo and behold in the paper the next day...

Bearded man in a wedding dress emerges from bushes in Hilly Fields to warn family: 'This is outdoor sex hotspot'

http://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/1513 ... _hotspot_/

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Why were you out cycling in your wedding dress Wicky? :lol:
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I'd just had a shave! :angel:
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Scottish first minister was born Nicholas Turgen before the op.......
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No, she's always been a Cnut!
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The depression in the top surface of a brick is called the "frog".

Similarly, the flat surface between the raised pips on a lego brick is called the "tadpole".
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