R U A GLASWEGIAN

[kevg]

U R A GLASWEGIAN If:

1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie ;-), Ecclefechan Milngavie,
Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.

4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.

5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!

7. Ye measure distance in minutes.

8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him,
in yer ain family.

9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.

10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.

11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.

12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day
date.

13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the
Church/Chapel.

14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,
irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.

15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.

16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.

17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.

18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals .

20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard these
words...

how's it hingin
clatty
boggin
cludgie
pished
get it up ye
wee beasties
butt bandit
amurny
away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Ba'-heid
baw bag
dubble nuggit

Wee Glesca wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his
rear end aimed at an electric fire.

The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer
Ayrshire bacon?"
Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's Ah'm heatin'."

[sirch345]

[cupasoop]

Oh well, I'm gonna have to put ma hand up and admit to all of them

[thumper]

me to except the haggis thing

, i know what it is thats why i dont eat it

[slim_boy_fat]

U R A GLASWEGIAN If:

amurny
dubble nuggit

Pure class by-the-way, naw.

Do any of our ethnically challenged cousins south of the border have a clue?

[tony.wilde1]

[gcs]

U R A GLASWEGIAN If:

amurny
dubble nuggit

Pure class by-the-way, naw.

Do any of our ethnically challenged cousins south of the border have a clue?

Some, however next time Billy Connelly drops in, Ill ask for a translation on the rest


ps is this south enough, only penguins are more southern