Kev L overheard his wife talking to her friend.
Her friend was telling the wife that she was having some botox done on her face.
So his wife told her she was thinking about having her arsehole bleached.
Her friend said "will Kev look alright with blond hair".
Crap joke #407
Crap joke #407
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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yeah it's grey tho.. well white TBH...AMCQ46 wrote:has Kev still got hair?
I was trying to decide who to have as the fall guy, I discounted you as you tend to go close cropped & your possibly Ginger so get the piss ripped enough, same for Jonesey & Bazza...
I felt that Lloydie had had enough abuse from me in the joke page so I discounted him as well...
So many to choose from but I picked Kev ...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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lloydie
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Re: Crap joke #407
Good choice 
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bigtwinthing
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Re: Crap joke #407
Kev will be gutted iam sure the Silver badger.
the Silver badger.missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
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I am honoured to be considered for representation in the fine series of humorous statements. Oh and did I mention you're all a bunch of gits?
Now Paul, me old mucker, you deserve a response all of your own you arthritic bald as a coot old git.
Anyway, moving on, have a nice evening
Now Paul, me old mucker, you deserve a response all of your own you arthritic bald as a coot old git.
Anyway, moving on, have a nice evening
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
F3, 954 USD front, K Tech springs, Braced swinger, Ohlins shock, Six spoke Mockesini wheels, Harris rearsets, QaT, Flywheel diet!, A&L stacks, stick coils, K&N, FP Ti jets, Mori pipe's [colour]
F3, 954 USD front, K Tech springs, Braced swinger, Ohlins shock, Six spoke Mockesini wheels, Harris rearsets, QaT, Flywheel diet!, A&L stacks, stick coils, K&N, FP Ti jets, Mori pipe's [colour]
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bigtwinthing
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Re: Crap joke #407
Kev L wrote:I am honoured to be considered for representation in the fine series of humorous statements. Oh and did I mention you're all a bunch of gits?
Now Paul, me old mucker, you deserve a response all of your own you arthritic bald as a coot old git.
Anyway, moving on, have a nice evening
well Feck Me 'Silver badger" is complimentary Ya Tenna pad wearing gallot, no more "Mrs Nice Guy"
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
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Freudian slip there baldy!bigtwinthing wrote:Kev L wrote:I am honoured to be considered for representation in the fine series of humorous statements. Oh and did I mention you're all a bunch of gits?
Now Paul, me old mucker, you deserve a response all of your own you arthritic bald as a coot old git.
Anyway, moving on, have a nice evening
well Feck Me 'Silver badger" is complimentary Ya Tenna pad wearing gallot, no more "Mrs Nice Guy"
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
F3, 954 USD front, K Tech springs, Braced swinger, Ohlins shock, Six spoke Mockesini wheels, Harris rearsets, QaT, Flywheel diet!, A&L stacks, stick coils, K&N, FP Ti jets, Mori pipe's [colour]
F3, 954 USD front, K Tech springs, Braced swinger, Ohlins shock, Six spoke Mockesini wheels, Harris rearsets, QaT, Flywheel diet!, A&L stacks, stick coils, K&N, FP Ti jets, Mori pipe's [colour]
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bigtwinthing
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Re: Crap joke #407
its too late, i am hurt. 
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
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lloydie
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Re: Crap joke #407
Should of used lubebigtwinthing wrote:its too late, i am hurt.