Liverpool docks

[Saintsman27]

Pre Lorries .. Pre modern life ...years ago ... ok Its Liverpool Docks in the 1950's..
Docker comes out towards the exit gate ... Dock Policeman on duty .. Docker
is pushing a wheelbarrow full of straw and over the brim leaving strands
on the dock cobbled road ... Dock Cop stops him as he wheels this barrow out through
the dock exit outside ... Hey mate .. says the cop.. What have got hidden in that wheelbarrow Scouse?
Nowt was the reply ... so he is searched .. all the straw pile emptied and examined ..the
result .. nothing .. no loot, or contraband goods or anything else....his clothing dabbed down as well ..
OK... go onthen Scouse ..so it goes on ... and repeated a dozen times ... and he gets searched each time
.. same result .. Nowt.

Finally the cop says to him on the 13th time and load of straw ... Docker getting nervous ..
Ok lets have it now .. what are you really nicking then ... " Wheelbarrows" was the reply .. Must have 'appened
elsewhere!

[bigr250]

Liverpool docks, docker walking out with a bricklayers hod on each shoulder with a chicken in each.

Copper says, "what you got there lad"?

Docker replies, "nothing, just odds & en's"!!

Yours was better!!!

[redpig]

Docker walking down the road slips on a dog turd and falls on his butt.
A passer by says ' hey, i just did that'
So the docker rubbed his nose in it

[dewg]

A local shoplifter goes into the chemists.
He says "I'd like a comb please".
The shopkeeper asks" do you want a steel one"?
The shoplifter says, "No, I'm prepared to pay for it on this occasion".