not good news for Marty (zero)

[Fireman on a Storm]

How's Marty doing today? Starting the recovery process I hope.

What is it with us stormers? We seem to be good at the flying bit by sh1t at the landing bit There must be a course of some sort that we can do to sort this out

[Zer0Zer0]

Glad it happened up north, cos if it had been down here I might have ended up looking after him in hospital.

That might have been fun, as he makes a terrible patient. He's a grumpy bar steward when he's in hospital.

As for the pretty nurses, thats ok dude, he knows he can look, its the touching bit that he must resist. Some of the doctors are pretty hot, so its eye candy for both of us.

[RAINMAKER]

Is it true Martys getting a sinclair C5 as a replacement for the VTR?
at least won't fall off that

[SILVER ZIPPER]

Glad everything went well, give the owd bugger my regard's.
We don't want to see picture's of the grumpy old sod we've seen him before,we want picture's of THE BIKE

[Rincewind]

looks more like he's practicing to ride a pedal cart!!!


maybe safer with one of those......

[Fireman on a Storm]

By the look on his face he is straining for a farting competition

[Kitch]

Hi Guys,

Norma here,

Turns it , its not just a broken collar bone, but he's broke his shoulder blade as well . At the moment he's tucked up in bed where all the pretty nurses are and he goes under the knife tomorrow afternoon, so they can fix his collar bone (steal plate and a couple of screws). This is to make him more comfortable and stabalise his arm enough to give the shoulder blade a chance to heal. So he will be in PRI until Wednesday at the latest.

Hopefully get the bike back tomorrow, so will post some pictures and you can tell me what you think.

A big thanks to everybody.

Just to say, my forehead is titanium, my upper jaw is actually my hip, my nose is carbon/plastic composite an my teeth are ceramic. Just like a demon tweeks catalogue!

Doctors are fab, they have the technology, they can rebuild you (cue Steve Austin sound effetc... na na na na na na na na na na...)

I was pretty messed up, but after surgery and some time, am absolutely fine with no loss of movement or any problems.

Reassurring both of you that everything will turn out fine. I found that physiotherapists were the hottest of the hotties, so maybe it'll be worth claiming an extra stiff, difficult to move arm

Best wishes to you for a speedy exit from hospital (I hated being in there for 4 weeks, I'm a bastiche in there too) and a great recovery at home.

You'll be back to A1 conditon in no time

[sirch345]

I'm pleased too hear Marty has had the op and can now start to concentrate on the recovery

All the best to you mate

Chris.

[Fireman on a Storm]

Spoke to Norma last night... Marty is doing ok.
she thinks there's a possibility he'll be home within the next day or so.

That's good news

[VTRgirl]

Marty & Norma

I'm sorry I've only just read this! I was so peeved at being too far away to come on the romp that I'd stopped reading anything that looked even remotely related.

Marty, you poor sausage! Thanks for the nipple-shot. I guess you discovered my weakness... (insert Homer-like drooling sound effect), but the above bit looks 'orrible!

You've picked a common pair of bones to bust. My father did the same thing coming off his KE80! Now, that's an old man who fully recovered, so here's wishing the same to you.

...I was pretty messed up, but after surgery and some time, am absolutely fine with no loss of movement or any problems.

I dunno Kitch, still lookin' like a dog...

[sirch345]

Spoke to Norma last night... Marty is doing ok.
she thinks there's a possibility he'll be home within the next day or so.

I'm pleased too hear that Kaz

[Kitch]

...I was pretty messed up, but after surgery and some time, am absolutely fine with no loss of movement or any problems.

I dunno Kitch, still lookin' like a dog...

That's how I went in, and that's how I came out... result in my book.

[VTRgirl]

That's how I went in, and that's how I came out... result in my book.

Well, nobody can deny you're lookin' classy .