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VTR3545
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Mmmmmm

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I was walking past the local prison earlier and happened to see a midget escaping using sheets tied together, as he absailed down he looked at me and sneered. I thought to myself "blimey! That's a little condescending"

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AMCQ46
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very good............ tony and mac, please up your game :lol:
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alanfjones1411
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AMCQ46 wrote:very good............ tony and mac, please up your game :lol:

Competition for you two :thumbup:
SO WHEN DOES THIS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER KICK IN
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Watty
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VTR3545 wrote:I was walking past the local prison earlier and happened to see a midget escaping using sheets tied together, as he absailed down he looked at me and sneered. I thought to myself "blimey! That's a little condescending"

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:lol:
SH#T HAPPENS!!!!!!!!
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Q----what's pink and hangs out your Y-fronts.

A---your mother!
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MacV2
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AMCQ46 wrote:very good............ tony and mac, please up your game :lol:
I dont think so Mr MQ..thats a half decent joke...bit old bit still chortle worthy...

I call them crap jokes for a reason...they are mostly crap why would I need to up my game, they wont be crap anymore... :confused

I can't speak for Tony he's just weird... :crazy:
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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And you can't spell "wired"
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.
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MacV2
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tony.mon wrote:And you can't spell "wired"
I cant spill amyway....so wots nued...???
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Ha ha
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