Crap joke #415

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MacV2
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Crap joke #415

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Some young scooter riding tw@ rode straight at me and threw a liquid in my face....

I panicked thinking it was acid.

Turns out it was just Omega 3 and my injuries were just super fish oil.
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MacV2 wrote:Some young scooter riding tw@ rode straight at me and threw a liquid in my face....

I panicked thinking it was acid.

Turns out it was just Omega 3 and my injuries were just super fish oil.
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You must be soooo bored
SO WHEN DOES THIS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER KICK IN
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It's the drugs!!
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Or the lack of them!
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You got to be coding me !
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lloydie wrote: ↑Mon Aug 14, 2017 8:58 pm You got to be coding me !
Don't get all tenchy with me...
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This isn't the plaice for jokes like these.
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Da Lipper wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:02 pm This isn't the plaice for jokes like these.
The replys are begining to flounder, com'on guys you can do batter...
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The chips are beginning to appear in Macs Tyranny, if he wasn't such a tartare and gave peas a chance, allowing the masses to curry flavour we could all ketchup and equality would reign. We, the oppressed, are the salt of the Earth whatever cod you believe in.
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Kev L wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:28 am The chips are beginning to appear in Macs Tyranny, if he wasn't such a tartare and gave peas a chance, allowing the masses to curry flavour we could all ketchup and equality would reign. We, the oppressed, are the salt of the Earth whatever cod you believe in.
Thats got sod all to do with my carp jokes...

Except as I don't particularly like peas & can't stand ketchup I think I'll have to ban both of them as one of the first things I do under the new regime...Well second as a ban on bloo Storms will be first of course...

Now get back to being opressed like the good little worker drone you are...
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