I'll only be a minute Luv, I'm just checking my brake pads!
Valentino Rossi's horrendous bad luck with mechanical failures explained!
A saboteur was finally discovered today attempting to drill holes in the crank cases by cunningly using her breasts. Dressed in a skimpy yellow bikini, she was found hiding under a Camel sponsered fairing.
Responsible for security, Sirch345 said: "I dunno what happened, I think she hypnotised me or something..."
Investingations are also under way as to how the daring woman managed to swap all the Yamaha and Suzuki bits over. Stewards are investigating Suzuki's recent dramatic improvements.
A saboteur was finally discovered today attempting to drill holes in the crank cases by cunningly using her breasts. Dressed in a skimpy yellow bikini, she was found hiding under a Camel sponsered fairing.
Responsible for security, Sirch345 said: "I dunno what happened, I think she hypnotised me or something..."
Investingations are also under way as to how the daring woman managed to swap all the Yamaha and Suzuki bits over. Stewards are investigating Suzuki's recent dramatic improvements.
Voted most likely to be found dead in park bushes following an act of autoerotic asphyxiation.
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