It was a huge wedding
with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom
got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he
wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to
support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the
bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep
appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just
from him. So
taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He
said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope.
Inside each manila envelope
was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The
groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them.
After just standing there,
just watching the
guests' reactions for
a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to
the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the
wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes
through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His
revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception and, best of all, trashing the bride's and best
man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This
guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might
get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this:-
Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and friends......................$ 32,000
Wedding photographs commemorating
the occasion.........................................$ 3,000
Deluxe two week honeymoon
accommodations in Maui........................................$
8,500.
The look on everyone's
face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best
man...............................PRICELESS
There are some things
money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD
You got to love this Guy
You got to love this Guy
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
