SHAKY TRIP
SHAKY TRIP
LAST WEEK WHILE DRIVING TO WORK I WAS TELEPHONED BY A RADIO STATION (ENTERED BY MY PARTNER) ASKING IF I WOULD DIVULGE WHERE I HAD MY LAST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER, FOR A TRIP TO A HOLIDAY RESORT IN QUEENSLAND, I THOUGHT WHAT THE HELL AND TOLD THEM THAT WE HAD DONE IT ON THE KITCHEN TABLE BEFORE LEAVING HOME. I WAS THEN INFORMED THAT IT HAD TO BE CONFIRMED BY MY PARTNER. A SHORT TIME LATER I HEARD HER EMBARASSED VOICE BEING COAXED INTO REVIELING WHERE SHE LAST HAD SEX. THINKING HOW LUCKY WE WERE ON OUR WAY TO A RESORT, I NEARLY LEFT THE ROAD AS I HEARD MY POROXIDED PARTNER INFORM THE LISTENING WORLD THAT SHE HAD LAST HAD IT UP THE butt.
