Dyslexic skier.

[Alex.]

Heard the one about the dyslexic bloke who went skiing for the first time?

He didn't have any lessons as he reckoned this skiing lark was a piece of piss. So he gets his ski's and boots and poles and his lift pass and gets on the gondola up to the top of the mountain. And while he's in the gondola he's looking at all the skier's and snowboarders and other winter sports folks and realises he's made a terrible mistake. 

He hasn't got a clue what he's doing; he doesn't even know which ski goes on which foot and if he gets the wrong ski on the wrong foot will he zigging when he should be zigging  or zagging when he should be zigging.

So the gondola gets to the top of the mountain and everyone gets out and the dyslexic bloke is looking around and spots a bloke who's wearing a skinsuit and helmet and goggles and looks like he knows what he's about.

The dyslexic bloke goes over to him and explains the situation, he's had no lessons and he doesn't even know which ski goes on which foot and whether he'll end up zigging when he should be zagging or zagging when he should be zigging.

The bloke in the skinsuit says "I've got no idea, I'm a toboganist"

"Oh well" says the dyslexic bloke "I'll have 20 silk cut and a Sun, please mate,  while I wait for someone else...." 

[sirch345]

that's worse than one of Mac's

Chris.

[MacV2]

that's worse than one of Mac's

Chris.

Oi !

[VTRDark]

I got lost by the the gondola...I thought that was a boat in Venice.

[Jazzscot]

Two dyslexic chefs in a kitchen first one says to the second one can you smell gas?

Second one says I can't even spell my fecking name!

[sirch345]

that's worse than one of Mac's

Chris.

Oi !

that was meant to be a compliment to you Mac

Chris.

[MacV2]

that's worse than one of Mac's

Chris.

Oi !

that was meant to be a compliment to you Mac

Chris.

You can go off people you know Chris... Now get back to work I've sent another PM re loggin I fear a can of worms has exploded re the emails...

[sirch345]

Oi !

that was meant to be a compliment to you Mac

Chris.

You can go off people you know Chris...

I know the feeling

Now get back to work I've sent another PM re loggin I fear a can of worms has exploded re the emails...

it's all under control....................................................................................................so far

Chris.