Crap joke #424

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Crap joke #424

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Al took his wife a cuppa this morning in bed.

"How much snow has fallen?" She asked

"About 9 inches" He said as she looked out of the window she said "That's only 3 inches. Have you used your willy to measure it?"
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:Ball Kick:
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AMCQ46 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:26 pm:Ball Kick:

heheheehe...That obviously touched a nerve
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it shrinks in the cold weather ..... 8O
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Num Nub !!
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