

i knew he'd got his licence and had new role models in life

thought he was driving big Ocado things though.
You’ll be fine come Monday ,temps will be up & your going to have to man up living up northBigVeeGrin wrote: Not sure I'm moving to Glasgow Monday - seems hardly anyone at work
MacV2 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:06 pmFolowing a brush with an angry Badger, causing an off into a field on his bike, Lloydie was pleased to see the miscreant black & white worm botherer had been squished by an LGV.BigVeeGrin wrote: ↑Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:29 pm Blimey Lloydie - Ocado branching out!
Not sure I'm moving to Glasgow Monday - seems hardly anyone at work![]()
Lloydie took inspration from this event.
He changed his soiled undies, gave up bikes, took up paint ball, took & passed his LVG licence & now drives around in a pink tipper truck wearing his pink uniform, scaring other road users & looking for badgers to squish. Oh & he got married as well somewhere along the line.
A badger interviewed yesterday refuesd to comment.
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Ha!MacV2 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:24 am I phoned Pete L last night to check if he had got out of Slough yet, after flying in from Germany.
He told me a horrowing tale of spending the night in a Snow drift.
He'd nipped out of the Hotel to have a crafty smoke & unwisly decided for a laugh to have a look round the grounds re the snow.
Now having been away in Germany over the past week he had proper cold weather gear on so the temp wasnt a problem.
He wandered around for a bit & came across a lage drift...the Six year old kicked in & he took a run & jump into the drift...
Now not being the tallest of people on the planet this then proved his downfall. He disapeard into the snow drift up to his chin. So far so fun.
He then discovered that as he had jumped in with his arms at his side he had now way of using his arms to push away the snow or leaver his way out.
Half an hour of rocking to & fro, side to side ect he managed to free his arms & managed to get his phone out of his pocket & called for help.
It took then another hour to find him as the only bit showing was his head...His pure white head of hair perfectly camouflaged his wherabouts...
Nah I did call him & he had his car at Heathrow & drove home, He said the worst bit was the last mile to his house...
mainly coz the bladder problem had flared up again...![]()