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Autosol
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Whiskey

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Two Chinese men break into a whiskey factory one says to the other
"is this whiskey" "Yes" replies the other
"But not as whiskey as robbing a bank"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Whiskey

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Autosol wrote: ↑Sun Mar 11, 2018 9:16 am Two Chinese men break into a whiskey factory one says to the other
"is this whiskey" "Yes" replies the other
"But not as whiskey as robbing a bank"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Er ...isn't it R's they have the issue with...?

"But not as whiskey as lobbing a bank"
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Re: Whiskey

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MacV2 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:22 am [quote=Autosol post_id=458664 time=<a href="tel:1520759799">1520759799</a> user_id=13644]
Two Chinese men break into a whiskey factory one says to the other
"is this whiskey" "Yes" replies the other
"But not as whiskey as robbing a bank"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Er ...isn't it R's they have the issue with...?

"But not as whiskey as lobbing a bank"
[/quote]

Captured by the joke police :bobby2: leely leely solly :biggrin
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Re: Whiskey

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It was a short joke, so you won't get a long sentence....
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Re: Whiskey

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:lol: :thumbup:

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MacV2
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Re: Whiskey

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tony.mon wrote: ↑Sun Mar 11, 2018 12:19 pm It was a short joke, so you won't get a long sentence....
:bobby2:

I'll be the Judge & Jury on that...

However the appology shows some remorse so the sentance might be lighter...*

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I'll just have to hit each one harder & more often to get the same effect.... :Ball Kick:
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Re: Whiskey

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fallouts funnier than the joke
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