Kev had loads to drink last night, so before he went into work he made sure he had plenty of mints just in case anyone could smell alcohol on his breath. Despite this, within minutes, the Boss came up and told him leave the premises until he'd sobered up. "How did you know I was drunk?" he asked...
"You've still got a traffic cone on your head."
The Half Decent Joke Thread #30
The Half Decent Joke Thread #30
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: The Half Decent Joke Thread #30
Silly sod 
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
F3, 954 USD front, K Tech springs, Braced swinger, Ohlins shock, Six spoke Mockesini wheels, Harris rearsets, QaT, Flywheel diet!, A&L stacks, stick coils, K&N, FP Ti jets, Mori pipe's [colour]
F3, 954 USD front, K Tech springs, Braced swinger, Ohlins shock, Six spoke Mockesini wheels, Harris rearsets, QaT, Flywheel diet!, A&L stacks, stick coils, K&N, FP Ti jets, Mori pipe's [colour]
Re: The Half Decent Joke Thread #30
Hate it when that happens