One day a young man & woman were making love in there bedroom.
All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom.
As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.
The woman started screaming "oh my god, help me, thers a bee in my vagina!"
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor & explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment & said "Hmm, tricky situation, but I have a solution if young sir would permit."
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out.
The doctor said "Ok, what I'm going to do is rub some honey over the top of my chipolata & insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my chipolata I shall withdraw it & the bee should hopefully follow my chipolata out of your wife's vagina."
The husband nodded & gave his approval. The young lady said "yes yes just get on with it."
So the doctor covered the tip of his chipolata with honey & inserted it into the youg lady's vagina.
After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper."
So the doctor went deeper & deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed.
The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan & groan out loud.
The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, put his hands on the young lady's breasts & started making loud noises.
The husband at this point became very annoyed & shouted, " Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?"
The doctor still concentrating, replied "Change of plan, I'm going to drown the b8stard"
