A risky opener!

[Southwind531]

The man turns to the consultant and, with a cheeky wink says "So, how soon after the procedure can I have sex with my wife?'
The consultants says "That's the first time I've been asked that question, in all the years I've worked for Dignitas"

[alanfjones1411]

[AMCQ46]

I can imagine lloydie asking the same if he has to have his dog put down at the vet

[sirch345]

that is sick, but still funny,

Trust you to think about Lloydie Al although may be true

Chris.