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Well heading of on the family holiday in the morning, so this morning i thinks ,il have a wee spin.. fecking trashed it... next thing i know i wake up on my back with vomit running outa my gub :oops: two cracked ribs at the back. a golf ball growing outa the back of my head and my butt is the size and colour of a baboons :eek2 :eek2 .. feeling anything like normal atm..

lesson learnt. dont try to show your 12 year old daughter how to go fast on her hover board.. :wtf: :wtf:


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You plonka.
Don't hassle me
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pretty much sums it up :lol: :lol:
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Did exactly the same thing on my nephews skateboard back in the 80’s. I never realised it was possible to go from vertical to horizontal in such a short time!!!
Didn’t end up with the dramatic end result you have though! Hope you heal quickly :thumbup:
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Jeez that hoverboard must fly really high then for you do that much damage.
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i dont even remember it going out from under me :lol: :lol:

never mind that tho. 19 days to get better for OP storm NI.. :clap: :clap:
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ouch .... well at least it wasn't the blue bike
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OMG...you silly sod you just made me laugh & that hurt my shoulder! :eek2

Do we need pic's of injuries on this one ? :lol: :lol:

Have you really done the ribs? it'll take longer than 3 weeks for them to heal... :thumbdown:
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Hope you feel better soon. Made me laugh though


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Should this not be in the "Jokes" section? What is it with you people, going to such lengths just for an excuse for slow riding in NI.

Get well soon (or sooner!)

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KermitLeFrog wrote: ↑Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:11 pm Should this not be in the "Jokes" section? What is it with you people, going to such lengths just for an excuse for slow riding in NI.

Get well soon (or sooner!)

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god dam thats my cover blown for riding sh1t lol :clap: :clap:

on the subject of op NI... iv been doing a lot miles this last few months.. your in for some treats road wise. all be at slower speeds than say Scotish storm :eek2 .. but cant bloody wait now.. :beer: :beer:
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Actually on more serious note as Mac says those injuries will take some time to heal so NI might be an issue for you. Get some decent rest mate and plenty of Arnica into your bruising. Ginger baths can work wonders with muscles but watch your nuts as it can get a bit warm. To help with the bones, and this goes for you too Mac, I reccomnend Oseeocare tablets https://www.vitabiotics.com/osteocare/original-90

I didn't even think that hoverboards where a real thing yet and only sci-fi. How high do they fly? and where can I buy one. They must be using some kind of anti gravity propulsion unless they use magnets and can only be used at a skateboard type park / track or something designed for them.
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VTRDark wrote: ↑Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:59 pm Actually on more serious note as Mac says those injuries will take some time to heal so NI might be an issue for you. Get some decent rest mate and plenty of Arnica into your bruising. Ginger baths can work wonders with muscles but watch your nuts as it can get a bit warm. To help with the bones, and this goes for you too Mac, I reccomnend Oseeocare tablets https://www.vitabiotics.com/osteocare/original-90

I didn't even think that hoverboards where a real thing yet and only sci-fi. How high do they fly? and where can I buy one. They must be using some kind of anti gravity propulsion unless they use magnets and can only be used at a skateboard type park / track or something designed for them.
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fabiostar wrote:
on the subject of op NI... iv been doing a lot miles this last few months.. your in for some treats road wise. all be at slower speeds than say Scotish storm :eek2 .. but cant bloody wait now.. :beer: :beer:
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Pete.L wrote: ↑Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:06 am
fabiostar wrote:
on the subject of op NI... iv been doing a lot miles this last few months.. your in for some treats road wise. all be at slower speeds than say Scotish storm :eek2 .. but cant bloody wait now.. :beer: :beer:
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cheers Pete. but il be there if i have to be lifted onto the fecking bike..

woke up this morning a bit rough but not near as bad as i thought i would be.. all systems go. just step away from the man hugs and il be fine :eek2 :eek2
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