It’s hot and dry as you might expect.
They come across a Genie in a bottle. “You all can have one wish each”. Grants the Genie.
“Could I have enough water to get me across this desert”? Asks Tony.
The Genie grants his wish with a never ending supply of water in his canteen.
“Could I have enough food to last me through this desert”? Asked Al.
Again the Genie grants his wish with a never ending supply of food in his bag.
“I’ll have a car door”. Announced Fabio.
The other two astonished ask “Why would you choose something like a car door in the desert?”
“Well when it gets too hot I’ll roll down the window”. Replied Fabio...

Edited to make it less racist...think about it...