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An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a
really bad day. Bored in his history lesson, he gets up and walks out.
In the inflatable corridor he sees the inflatable headmaster walking
towards him, pulls a knife out and stabs him.
He runs out of the school. As he gets outside, he thinks again "I hate
school" and pulls his knife out and stabs the inflatable school.

He runs off to his inflatable home. Two hours later, his inflatable
mum is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the inflatable police.
Panicking, inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs himself.
Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and sees
the inflatable headmaster in the inflatable bed next to him.
Shaking his deflated head, more in sorrow than in anger, the
headmaster gravely intones: "You've let me down; you've let the school
down, but worst of all, you've let yourself down."
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Post by Max »

that is sooo bad
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Post by sirch345 »

Max wrote:that is sooo bad
That's exactly what I thought :!: so I had to post it :lol:
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Post by tony.wilde1 »

excellent!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by logan7 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: sooo bad its good :twisted:
The force is strong in this one
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Post by curly »

Worst joke I've heard in ages, brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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