Fancy dress

Post by **sirch345** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:42 am

A bloke walks into a his mates fancy dress party, wearing normal clothes and carrying his girlfriend on his back...

"What have you come as?" asks the bemused host.

"I'm a tortoise" says the bloke. "This", he says pointing to his girlfriend, "Is Michelle."

tony.wilde1 · Post by **tony.wilde1** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:42 am

wah wah waaaaaaah!!!

logan7 · Post by **logan7** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:16 am

oh my god i dont believe you just told that " joke "

Rincewind · Post by **Rincewind** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:15 am

somewhere, theres a cymbal splash at the end of that joke

yellafella · Post by **yellafella** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:44 am

GROOOOAAAAANNNNN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Max · Post by **Max** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:10 pm

I thought it was better than the inflateable one, but only just

Bondy · Post by **Bondy** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:47 pm

Keep em comin mate

. The daft ones are the best.

iggy1966 · Post by **iggy1966** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:45 am

I've lost the will to live

cupasoop · Post by **cupasoop** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:00 pm

iggy1966 wrote: I've lost the will to live

Now you know how the rest of feel

iggy1966 · Post by **iggy1966** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:59 pm