A parcel arrived today, the item was originally made in China.
The translation in the instructions reads:
"This is a full of vitality of the (item).full of innovation and healthy elements:by changing the use of gestures,natural products with the shape of the hand,effectively prevent the wrist and arm ache;Add rubber oil coating to prevent sweating fingers slide;Bring people into the office and the game players enjoy healthy and comfortable."
Having read that, I'm not sure I want it now....
Can you guess what it is?
What am I? (no, not me personally....)
What am I? (no, not me personally....)
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.
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Keeping it within the cryptic information is it equivalent to a four legged furry thing 
well in name only,
Chris.
well in name only,Chris.
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Yes, but a more specific definition is needed to win the prize!
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Gloves ?
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Sounds like a sex toy to me.
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Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Everything is either a sex toy or a threat to democracy to you, Karl!
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Joy stick / sexy mouse
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It cant be polish... can it ?
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Chinese mobile phone fits that description too.
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Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Funnily enough I cleaned mine today but no, isn't a polishing or cleaning product.
Chris is on the right track...
Chris is on the right track...
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.
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Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
A Sooty glove puppet. 
SO WHEN DOES THIS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER KICK IN
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
ah i know, its the new cindy fcuk master 5000 with variable speed 
the older i get,the faster i was