Grossly overweight Buckie turf-cutter, 42 years old and 23
stone, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American,
for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of
screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel.
Box 09/08
Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything
considered.
Box06/03
Heavy drinker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex addict
interested in pints, fags, Celtic football club and starting
scraps on Sauchiehall Street at three in the morning. Box
73/82.
Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by longtime
fiancée seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing
still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box
53/41
Ginger-haired Partick troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty
after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail
purposes, maybe more. Box 84/87
Artistic Edinburgh woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the
beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown
rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs
and more as we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on
life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential
Box12/32
Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties
will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to
office social functions.
References required. No timewasters. Box 23/45
Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old b8stard living in a damp cottage
in the butt end of Orkney seeks attractive 21-year old blonde
lady with big chest.
Box 40/27
Devil-worshiper, Stirling area, seeks like-minded lady for
wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks
and slaughtering dogs in cemeteries at midnight under the
flinty light of a pale moon. Box 52/07
Attractive brunette, Maryhill area, winner of Miss Wrangler
competition at Framptons Nightclub, Maryhill, in September
1978, seeks nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry, for long
nights spent comfort-drinking and listening to old Abba
records. Please, Please! Box 30/41
Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi
for the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm
Cullen man, mid twenties, seeks nubile young lady for cooking,
cleaning and fornication contract. Must be prepared to be a
bidy-in and have a a strong knowledge of local dialect. Oh and
big baps ana.
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Scottish Lonely hearts
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