A real Crap joke about crap...

[MacV2]

I've literally been though a few different brand of bog roll over the past few years...So called super strong, double quilted, soft & stong ect ect

Most of which at some point have ended up with the dreaded sticky finger syndrome...

Now though I use a scale model of the Star Ship Enterprise.












It's a bit sharp in places but brilliant at wiping out them klingons.










Bar elbow tish...

I thank you...

I'm here every morning, normaly after I've got out of bed for a good morning shitdown & the paperwork...

I'll get me kecks on the way out...

[bertye]

I thought thee Star Ship Enterprise was to "boldly go were no man has been before"

[AMCQ46]

I thought thee Star Ship Enterprise was to "boldly go were no man has been before"

good point .... we all know mac's back passage has had a few visitors in the past

[MacV2]

I thought thee Star Ship Enterprise was to "boldly go were no man has been before"

good point .... we all know mac's back passage has had a few visitors in the past

News to me...must be them pesky aliens & their facination with anal probes...That may explain why I keep waking up in a heap on the shed roof with a sore butt...















Or not...

[tony.mon]

Heap?
Your house isn't that bad for a single bloke

[Duffy1964]

I've literally been though a few different brand of bog roll over the past few years...So called super strong, double quilted, soft & stong ect ect

Most of which at some point have ended up with the dreaded sticky finger syndrome...

Now though I use a scale model of the Star Ship Enterprise.












It's a bit sharp in places but brilliant at wiping out them klingons.










Bar tonsils tish...

I thank you...

I'm here every morning, normaly after I've got out of bed for a good morning shitdown & the paperwork...

I'll get me kecks on the way out...

Was that a captains Log


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