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iggy1966
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Scenario

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Scenario:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? (see below)





















































Answer:
Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're pissed.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Post by Badger »

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by tony.wilde1 »

excellent!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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gcs
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Post by gcs »

yes.... i do remember that night..... :roll:
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Rincewind
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Post by Rincewind »

happens to me everytime i go to alton towers..... :(
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Post by waspy »

nice one !!
It's a bad idea to take a sleeping pill & a laxative at the same time !!
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