Another Blonde Joke....

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stevieVTR
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Another Blonde Joke....

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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind.

Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet.

Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year... Namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! "Helllooooo"? (I told him). "It's been a year" !

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....


He hasn't called back - probably too embarrassed about forgetting the
guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore.
.... no more bike, divorce sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: nice one!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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