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''what have you done to your "bike" today'' = Keen get up & go, thats the spirt ect ect...

''What are you listening to.....right now?'' = Reliving our youth to a certain extent whilts also keeping up with the yooth of today...

''What are you drinking- right now ?'' = Getting on a bit maybe more time relaxing whilst listeninig to the choons from yesteryear...

''What are you reading right now?'' = Pipe & slippers time, gone the keenness to kneel on the cold hard mancave floor, gone a long time ago the youth of yesteryear...

FFS whats next...

''What have you done to your greying hair today ?...''

''What have you smoked in your pipe today ?...''

''Can anyone recommend a good slipper ?...''

''Denture fixative pros & cons...''

''What have you done to your mobility scooter today ?...''

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I like it :lol:

especially for you Mac..............

1) what have you broken today?
and that can be slit into 2 sections ... a) bones and b) inanimate objects

2) what have i exterminated today?
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Think mac has missed a few days of medication !
All what’s needed now is more crap jokes :Ball Kick: :beer:
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AMCQ46 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:54 am I like it :lol:

especially for you Mac..............

1) what have you broken today?
and that can be slit into 2 sections ... a) bones and b) inanimate objects

2) what have i exterminated today?
I havent broken anything for a while now...

Been off work for a few days so no exterminations unless you count the mossie I squashed earlier... :lol:
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lloydie wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 5:42 pm Think mac has missed a few days of medication !
All what’s needed now is more crap jokes :Ball Kick: :beer:
Two Badgers walk into a bar...
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Fu#k off :Banned: :Ball Kick: :Ball Kick:
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lloydie wrote: ↑Wed Mar 31, 2021 4:43 am Fu#k off :Banned: :Ball Kick: :Ball Kick:




Oooh touchy... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Now now chaps, play nicely! :clap: :lol:
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:wtf: :thumbup: :lol:
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Are we witnessing the long term effects of lockdown right here?
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Jamoi wrote: ↑Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:43 am ImageImageImageImage

Are we witnessing the long term effects of lockdown right here?
Not from me Jamoi, us rodent killers are classed as essential workers..or is that essential wonkers ? :Sperm:
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MacV2 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:51 pm
Jamoi wrote: ↑Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:43 am ImageImageImageImage

Are we witnessing the long term effects of lockdown right here?
Not from me Jamoi, us rodent killers are classed as essential workers..or is that essential wonkers ? :Sperm:
so the next thread will be "have you knocked one out today?"
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AMCQ46 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 31, 2021 1:09 pm
MacV2 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:51 pm
Jamoi wrote: ↑Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:43 am ImageImageImageImage

Are we witnessing the long term effects of lockdown right here?
Not from me Jamoi, us rodent killers are classed as essential workers..or is that essential wonkers ? :Sperm:
so the next thread will be "have you knocked one out today?"
:lol: :lol:
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:clap: :lol: :lol:
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just the one??? fecking lightweights :lol:
the older i get,the faster i was :lol:
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