What have you...

[MacV2]

I like it

especially for you Mac..............

1) what have you broken today?
and that can be slit into 2 sections ... a) bones and b) inanimate objects

2) what have i exterminated today?

I havent broken anything for a while now...

Been off work for a few days so no exterminations unless you count the mossie I squashed earlier...

Well that didn't last long...

[Duffy1964]

I like it

especially for you Mac..............

1) what have you broken today?
and that can be slit into 2 sections ... a) bones and b) inanimate objects

2) what have i exterminated today?

Mistic Meg Al, how ironic


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[MacV2]

So bust the 5th Metatarsal & have some rib fractures, Ribs are worse for pain than the foot, coughing & sneezing is best avoided. Didnt have much if any pain at the site & rode the bike home after dealing with plod, In one gear, 2nd I think... Put the bike in the cave, the the pain started so after a quick shower, cuppa & smerk, I called an Ambo... Parked up outside A&E @ 20.30 ish... Got home @ 03.30... They was a bit busy, @ one point 12 ambos waiting outside... As for the bike, I have all the spares to repair but think I may retire Custurd & dig one of the others out for comuting duties... Havent had a proper look at it yet, needs mirors , indis, front hanger left hand & a rear brake lever at least, clutch cover is weeping, the faring is a bit worse for ware but was cracked & scuffed anyway... levers, bar ends all the normal slide down a road bits... The moral of the story...Don't argue with HGV's the will win... My fault for being impatiant & assuming it was turning left... Crunch.

[tony.mon]

So you hit the hgv with the left side then dropped it on its right side?

Hope you feel better soon.

[MacV2]

So you hit the hgv with the left side then dropped it on its right side?

Hope you feel better soon.

Sort of except it hit me on the left, knocking it over on to the right side with me skillfully surfing along on top of it...

Well when I say 'skillfully' read buffonary...

[lloydie]

So bust the 5th Metatarsal & have some rib fractures, Ribs are worse for pain than the foot, coughing & sneezing is best avoided. Didnt have much if any pain at the site & rode the bike home after dealing with plod, In one gear, 2nd I think... Put the bike in the cave, the the pain started so after a quick shower, cuppa & smerk, I called an Ambo... Parked up outside A&E @ 20.30 ish... Got home @ 03.30... They was a bit busy, @ one point 12 ambos waiting outside... As for the bike, I have all the spares to repair but think I may retire Custurd & dig one of the others out for comuting duties... Havent had a proper look at it yet, needs mirors , indis, front hanger left hand & a rear brake lever at least, clutch cover is weeping, the faring is a bit worse for ware but was cracked & scuffed anyway... levers, bar ends all the normal slide down a road bits... The moral of the story...Don't argue with HGV's the will win... My fault for being impatiant & assuming it was turning left... Crunch.

I wasn’t driving the hgv before anyone thinks it honest .
Glad your okish mac and wish you a speedy recovery

[sirch345]

So bust the 5th Metatarsal & have some rib fractures, Ribs are worse for pain than the foot, coughing & sneezing is best avoided. Didnt have much if any pain at the site & rode the bike home after dealing with plod, In one gear, 2nd I think... Put the bike in the cave, the the pain started so after a quick shower, cuppa & smerk, I called an Ambo... Parked up outside A&E @ 20.30 ish... Got home @ 03.30... They was a bit busy, @ one point 12 ambos waiting outside... As for the bike, I have all the spares to repair but think I may retire Custurd & dig one of the others out for comuting duties... Havent had a proper look at it yet, needs mirors , indis, front hanger left hand & a rear brake lever at least, clutch cover is weeping, the faring is a bit worse for ware but was cracked & scuffed anyway... levers, bar ends all the normal slide down a road bits... The moral of the story...Don't argue with HGV's the will win... My fault for being impatiant & assuming it was turning left... Crunch.

Bl**dy hell Mac, glad you're not any worse although sorry to hear what has happened.

I wish you well in your recovery mate,

Chris.

[haynesjones66]

ah, the joys of commuting. had several offs in 30 years of riding to work but thankfully only one broken bone. get well soon mate

[MacV2]

So I got the comedy big boot...

I have a comedy big foot to match it...

Please excuse the manky feet/toes/toe nail less.

The bruise on me chest is turning a nice bloo black but I'll spare you an imige as it will show me bitch tits & I dont want Pete L to get all hot under the collar of his pants...

[Kev L]

[sirch345]

So I got the comedy big boot...

I have a comedy big foot to match it...

Big foot 1.jpg

Please excuse the manky feet/toes/toe nail less.

The bruise on me chest is turning a nice bloo black but I'll spare you an imige as it will show me bitch tits & I dont want Pete L to get all hot under the collar of his pants...

I nearly spit my coffee out all over the keyboard reading that
I'm glad you have not lost your sense of humour Mac

Chris.
PS. Good thinking on what could have happened with Pete had you posted up man-boob photo's

[Pete.L]

PS. Good thinking on what could have happened with Pete had you posted up man-boob photo's

Shwinggg!
That's alright Chris. He's totally forgot about my Toe fetish. That pic still works for me

[MacV2]

PS. Good thinking on what could have happened with Pete had you posted up man-boob photo's

Shwinggg!
That's alright Chris. He's totally forgot about my Toe fetish. That pic still works for me

Yer perv...

Swelling has gone down a bit but now turning a nice bloo/black hue...

Chest is even more brusied...

A toe fetish you say...?

[lloydie]

[Pete.L]