One for the girls....?

stevieVTR · Post by **stevieVTR** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:37 pm

After a woman gave birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her
bedside.

"I have something I must tell you about your baby."

"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts.

"Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean he has a chipolata and a brain?"

curly · Post by **curly** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:32 am

Nice one, I know the girls will love that but so do I!

Post by **sirch345** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:30 pm

LOL

Bink · Post by **Bink** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:34 pm

stevieVTR wrote: "You mean he has a chipolata and a brain?"

Are they not the samething?

Post by **sirch345** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:45 pm

Bink wrote:
stevieVTR wrote: "You mean he has a chipolata and a brain?"
Are they not the samething?

LOL

A lot of women would probably say that they are

stevieVTR · Post by **stevieVTR** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:24 pm

...but I don't think they both work at the same time!!!!

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:15 am

Occasionally neither of them work... and that's REALLY annoying...

Pete.L · Post by **Pete.L** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:59 am

VTRgirl wrote:Occasionally neither of them work... and that's REALLY annoying...

Better find yourself a 19 year old toy boy then.
I'm sure he won't let you down

Pete.l

Pete.L · Post by **Pete.L** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:43 pm

Ahem!

Silly me

I new she lived down under.....I just didn't know who until now

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:36 am

Kitch · Post by **Kitch** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:35 am

no, no, no...

you don't need a 19 year old toy boy.

what you need is a 30 year old bionic goth

(I understand these can be quite hard to come by, so allow me to bravely volunteer myself for any cute, single, young, goth type girls that happen across this forum)

**stands patiently and waits to die of old age before that happens...**

sparrowlegs · Post by **sparrowlegs** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:13 pm

He's also a CUTE 30yr old bionic goth

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:24 am

I've hardly scored m'self a toy-boy. Not entirely sure where that rumour started (not that I'm put-out by it or in any way wish to halt such gossippings...

).

I've scored a few-years-older-than-me musician/chef/sniper/fitness guru. Just what a girl needs. So

.

Oh, did I mention retired? Did I? Did I? Huh? Very early retired & not in need of employment...

And he cleans house, and is built rather nicely, I must say...

Sigh...

(Yes, I know it's pathetic, but it's about time!)

yellafella · Post by **yellafella** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:44 am

He hasnt got a sister has he ?

PACIFIER · Post by **PACIFIER** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:18 am

Yeah, I've got a sister. She's taken, but my mum's on the market

...

Reckon my sister'd make you blush within 5 seconds of meeting her!

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