Me: "Hello, I need to make an appointment for my pet Ostrich."
Vet: "Ok what's the problem?"
Me: "He's holding his head to one side."
Vet: "Hmm, maybe neck's weak?"
Me: "Haven't you got anything sooner?"
Now this one is bad...
Now this one is bad...
Called the vets this morning...
Me: "Hello, I need to make an appointment for my pet Ostrich."
Vet: "Ok what's the problem?"
Me: "He's holding his head to one side."
Vet: "Hmm, maybe neck's weak?"
Me: "Haven't you got anything sooner?"
Me: "Hello, I need to make an appointment for my pet Ostrich."
Vet: "Ok what's the problem?"
Me: "He's holding his head to one side."
Vet: "Hmm, maybe neck's weak?"
Me: "Haven't you got anything sooner?"
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: Now this one is bad...
Tested on a live subject and They voted that as one of the worst jokes on the Internet.
Well done Mac, good work
Well done Mac, good work
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Re: Now this one is bad...
yep that is very bad 
Re: Now this one is bad...
Maybe it’s a regional gag. Goes down well in Cleethorpes (reminds me of a girl I once knew! 
) not so well in the Midlands!
) not so well in the Midlands!Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
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