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two men shopping

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Two men are pushing their shopping trolleys around a store when they
collide.

The first man says to the second, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".

The second man says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".

The first man says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife look like"?

The second man says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
blue eyes, big tits and is wearing a short skirt and a short t-shirt.
What does your wife look like"?

The first man says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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