topical joke of the day #1

[MacV2]

Autumn tour of UK by what remains of that great 60’s band The Who is cancelled.

We won't get fuelled again, warns the Who's tour bus driver

[MacV2]

Due to the fuel shortage, Chris Rea has just started walking home for Christmas...

[ChrisC]

Well as a “substitute” they could go by”magic bus”

[MacV2]

Well as a “substitute” they could go by”magic bus”

Yeah & you try finding fairy dust these days, thats been out of production since Labour nationalised it in the '40's & the unions went on strike in the '70's.

When Maggie privatised it in the '80's it was looking better but then the CEO was nicked for skiming the pension pot & historical sexual harassment of the fairy workforce, in the '00's...Apparently he had secret cameras in the 'Fairry dust production booths'...

I think it was being copied in China for a while but it was so shite it just didnt work as it should...

Honestly you couldn't make this up...Ohh wait a minute...