3 Aussies....

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3 Aussies....

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Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Bluey.
Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?"
Steve's wife gave it to me,"
Bluey replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"
"Well not exactly," Bluey says. "When she answered the door, I said
to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'.
She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'
And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."
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Sounds about right... although I don't actually know anyone who drinks Fosters. Reckon that's about as big an international misconception as Steve Irwin!
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Yeah, Vic Bitter, or VB, as they're favourably known. Very popular. Pacifier reckons it tastes like cat's piss, but then again, he doesn't exactly like beer... XXXX would be the most popular in Qld. Hahn is up there as a pretty close 2nd, I think. Then again, I'm not exactly qualified to comment. I reckon all beer tastes a tad cat pissy.

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Well i hate to say ive had fosters but in my defence, it was cheap at the time, if memory serves it would have been 20 years ago, still cant get the taste out of my mouth, he he he :lol: :lol: :lol:
VB was the bees knees here a few years ago, but cant beat the local brews, that said, im drinking nz ice lager, and the more one drinks the better it gets :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol:
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